"The color of death isn't black. It's red."
It’s official. I’m in labour.

Been in the Hospital since 7:40 am. It’s now 8 pm.
And he’s taking his sweet time.

what the fuck why am i lagging
ancient online gaming proverb  (via gullwizard)
mywarcraft:

My maturity at it’s finest. *nods*

mywarcraft:

My maturity at it’s finest. *nods*

Nothing like having Dyscalculia, and having no idea how to count the time for contractions…

wilwheaton:

policymic:

Watch: CNN compares traditional Maori greeting to Chippendales and horny emus

How long does it take for the most trusted news source to turn a boring non-story into a racist, xenophobic nightmare?

About 13 seconds it turns out, and that’s only because CNN news correspondent Jeanne Moos takes her time narrating the intro.

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The only thing surprising about this is that it wasn’t split-screened with the fucking plane.

Holy shit. Did she really just say all that shit?!

aonomiki:

Your friends are allowed to have friends who are not you. They are even allowed to be better friends with them than they are you.

Your friends are not your possessions, you don’t get to dictate who they can and can’t talk to.

If you think you can, you might just be a problem.

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.


My husband is sleeping next to me and I just hurt myself trying not to laugh.

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

My husband is sleeping next to me and I just hurt myself trying not to laugh.

huffingtonpost:

You’re SO vain, cat. 

preludetowind:

Studio Ghibli films throughout the years